10. Isn’t he a nazi?
9. Sounds sketchy, i like it, why are we doin this?
8. My first thought was Intergalactic Playa’s Ball. But I thought I would start modestly.
7. Or maybe an Adams Apple with a question mark afterwards.
6. I totally won at temperature this weekend. I’m back.
5. You think that bitch has that kind of jack?! She’ll have to sell her redneck Hoosier ride I guess.
4. No worries, it’s water over the bridge. It’s a flood. We r watching step up 3.
3. It was at a restaurant. I hid behind a menu. Classic move.
2. I’m going to make you a shirt that says King of the Trannies. Puffy paint, of course.
1. Can you do me a favor? Text me in 20 minutes and tell me to take the cheese out of my purse.