Dude. That's totally going in my book.

Just random shit I am going to put in a book one day. Probably like one of those Young Authors books.

It makes me want to put two hands down my throat and just vomit.

—Jalen Rose, on the term swagger (and hip-hop in general) becoming commercialized (The Jalen Rose Show - May 17, 2012)

npr: This makes my stomach want to hurt. — Tanya wnycradiolab: Good morning!  Anyone eating something better than this for breakfast?  Didn’t think so. (via)

npr:

This makes my stomach want to hurt. — Tanya

wnycradiolab:

Good morning!  Anyone eating something better than this for breakfast?  Didn’t think so.

(via)

humansofnewyork: I was having a great day until I ran into this terrifying zombie from hell. 

humansofnewyork:

I was having a great day until I ran into this terrifying zombie from hell. 

humansofnewyork: The painter heard me laughing and, without looking down, said “Boogie’s looking at you sideways, isn’t he?”

humansofnewyork:

The painter heard me laughing and, without looking down, said “Boogie’s looking at you sideways, isn’t he?”

That’s a pretty sick picture.

That’s a pretty sick picture.

(Source: beyonce)

Baby Elephants - they’re just like us!

npr:

discoverynews:

expose-the-light:

Best Pictures Of A Baby Elephant Playing At A Beach Of All Time

My heart just melted and I died. RIP.

Oh my!

Elephants deserve a day at the beach too.